Due to the
popularity of the Survivor show, Buffalo is planning
to do its own version, titled Survivor, Buffalo
Style.
The contestants will start at the airport and must
plot a route through every councilmanic district in
Buffalo, including North Buffalo, South Buffalo, the
East Side, the West Side, Black Rock/Riverside, the
Delaware district, and downtown.
Each will drive a pink, foreign-made 2-door coupe
with Miami plates and will have the following bumper
stickers affixed to their vehicles:
"Amherst: We got UB. Get over it."
"The Anchor Bar Sucks"
"O.J. Was Guilty"
"What is the Virgin Mary doing under that
bathtub?"
"Twin Span Now"
"I [heart] the Control Board"
"Masiello in 2005"
"Fifty percent of downtown for parking is not
enough"
"Go Bills, and take the Sabres with you"
The first
one to make it back to the airport alive wins.
