A UB
student from downstate got lost in her car in a
Buffalo blizzard. She remembered what her dad had
once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a
snowstorm, wait for a snowplow and follow it."
Pretty soon a snowplow came by and she started to
follow it. She followed the plow for about 45
minutes. Finally the driver of the snowplow got out
and asked what she was doing. She explained that her
dad had told her that if she ever got stuck in the
snow, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm through with
the Wegman's lot, now you can follow me over to
Tops."