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You only have three spices — salt, pepper and ketchup
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You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit
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You have more miles on your snow blower than your car
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You have 10 favorite recipes for venison
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You’ve gone trick or treating in a blizzard
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Driving is better in the winter because the pot-holes get filled
with snow
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You think everyone from the city has an accent
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You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel nighty with only
eight buttons
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You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car
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The local paper cover local and national news on 1/4 page but takes
eight pages for sports
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Your snow blower get stuck on the roof
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You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday
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You head south to go to your cottage
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You frequently grease your barbecue so bears won’t prowl on your
deck
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You know which leaves make the best toilet paper
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You’ve kept food cold by putting it on the back porch
The mayor greets you on the street by your first name
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There is only one shopping plaza in town
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You find –20F a bit chilly
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The trunk of your car has doubled as a freezer
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You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry
and your snowmobile boots
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You can play road hockey on skates
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Shoveling your driveway constitutes a great upper body workout
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The four seasons are: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and
Construction
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Your town bought a Zamboni before a bus
