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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A leech quits sucking your blood after you die.
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06-27-2010, 01:35 PM
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What's the difference between a lawyer on a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
The vacuum has the dirt bag on the inside.
06-27-2010, 01:36 PM
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A vulture doesn't get Frequent Flyer points.
06-27-2010, 01:37 PM
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What's the other difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Vultures can't take their wing tips off.
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What's one more difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A vulture will wait until you're dead to rip you heart out.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
Vultures will eat the skunk.
06-27-2010, 01:38 PM
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
Clothes.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap?
The bucket.
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