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A leech quits sucking your blood after you die.
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A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What's the difference between a lawyer on a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?

The vacuum has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

A vulture doesn't get Frequent Flyer points.
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What's the other difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Vultures can't take their wing tips off.
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What's one more difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

A vulture will wait until you're dead to rip you heart out.
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There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

Vultures will eat the skunk.
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Clothes.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap?

The bucket.
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