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    Used Car Terms

    A Diamond in the Rough: Lots of flaws.
    Apart For Restoration: Missing its rarest and most expensive parts.
    All-Original Parts: Everything is worn out.
    Arizona Car: Bleached paint, dried out weather-stripping, faded upholstery, and cracked dash top.
    Best Offer: A car that’s been for sale since Moby Dick was a guppy.
    Cream Puff: A tan car that smokes.
    Dealer Maintained: Dealer boned them — so now they want to bone you.
    Driven Daily: and beaten to death.
    Firm: Don’t really want to sell.
    Flawless: Seller is legally blind.
    Getting Married: and will never have a fun car again.
    Good For Restoration: Junk yard wouldn’t take it.
    Going Abroad: Sold last POS car to a mob member.
    Great on Gas: One barrel carb.
    High Mileage: Drive train shot.
    Illness Forces Sale: Got sick when found out how much it would cost to fix.
    Just Inspected: (and you will be as shocked as I was that it passed)
    Leave Message: Being stalked by past buyers he has sold to.
    Limited Edition: Car Maker desperate to sell this model.
    Little Old Lady Driven: Engine internals carbon encrusted from never being revved to over 1,500 RPM.
    Looks Great: When viewed under sodium lights at midnight in a storm.
    Low Miles: Broke down many years ago.
    Many Extras: Radio, seat and windows included.
    Minor Rust: No trunk or floor pans.
    Mint condition: Untouched by children.
    Needs Battery: Has a bad alternator or a mystery short circuit.
    Needs Engine: See high mileage.
    Needs Head Gasket: Driven across desert with a clogged radiator.
    Needs TLC: about $5,000 to 10,000 ought to cover the repairs.
    Never Seen Rain: A lemon the dealer would take back.
    New Interior: Aftermarket Sunroof.
    New Paint: Recent accident.
    New Radio: and windows.
    New Springs: Driven by a man drinking Slimfast
    New Wheel Bearings: Driven by short old lady that keeps hitting curbs.
    No Title: Stolen.
    One of a Kind: Purple car with orange interior.
    Original Owner: Now in nursing home.
    Pace Car: Manufacturer couldn’t sell them without first putting decals on it.
    Parts Car Included: Replacement parts impossible to find.
    Quick Sale: IRS is about to foreclose on all assets.
    Rebuildable: Good Title
    Runs Strong: if you can get it started.
    Small Dent: You’ll need a replacement 1/4 panel.
    Solid Body: Rust though on the frame rails.
    Tinted Windows: Owner likes to smoke pot while driving.
    Too Many Cars: This is the worst of them.
    Two New Front Tires: Needs Front-End alignment.
    Two New Rear Tires: Punk kid by the name of Andy like to do burnouts.
    Two-Tone Paint: Painter couldn’t properly match.
    Very Rare: 1 of 320,768
    Wife Forces Sale: Husband caught in the bed of another woman
    Will Deliver: Desperate
    Will Trade: Desperate and needs another car or truck.
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