» March 2010 | | S | M | T | W | T | F | S | | 28 |
1
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
| |
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
12
|
13
| |
14
|
15
|
16
|
17
|
18
|
19
|
20
| |
21
|
22
|
23
|
24
|
25
|
26
|
27
| |
28
|
29
|
30
|
31
| 1 | 2 | 3 | » Site Navigation | | | » Stats |
Members: 1,071
Threads: 8,429
Posts: 51,179
Top Poster: Dan Bell (10,023) | | Welcome to our newest member, BigMikeC | » Top Reputation | | |
[23]
| | |
[22]
| | |
[19]
| | |
[17]
| | |
[17]
| | |
[16]
| | |
[15]
| | |
[15]
| | |
[14]
| | |
[14]
| » 2010 Wall Calendars | | » Top Members | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | » New Members | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | » Today's Birthdays | |
None
| » Kewl Links | | | » News Archive | Obama Crotch Holding Music 02-18-2010 02:22 AM 02-18-2010 08:23 AM
1 Replies,
94 Views
| Postcards From Da Hood 02-14-2010 11:35 AM 02-14-2010 12:22 PM
1 Replies,
283 Views
| Super Bowl At the White House 02-13-2010 10:14 AM 02-13-2010 04:01 PM
2 Replies,
146 Views
| In Debt 02-11-2010 02:48 PM 02-11-2010 02:48 PM
0 Replies,
130 Views
| No Respect For The Office 02-10-2010 10:25 AM 02-10-2010 01:27 PM
6 Replies,
182 Views
| News Busters Brings Back the Laugh Track 02-10-2010 10:05 AM 02-10-2010 10:43 AM
1 Replies,
121 Views
| Recycle 02-09-2010 10:41 AM 02-09-2010 10:41 AM
0 Replies,
124 Views
| Only a man would attempt this 02-07-2010 05:59 PM 02-20-2010 11:23 AM
6 Replies,
246 Views
| lil Liberals 02-07-2010 01:29 PM 02-07-2010 01:29 PM
0 Replies,
134 Views
| Scott Brown's First Day 01-31-2010 10:34 AM 02-11-2010 03:57 AM
2 Replies,
248 Views
| If Men Wrote Advice Columns 01-26-2010 01:48 PM 01-26-2010 02:04 PM
1 Replies,
188 Views
| Look of the window -- pigs must be flying 01-23-2010 03:15 PM 01-26-2010 09:06 AM
2 Replies,
196 Views
| 2nd Amendment Refresh 01-22-2010 02:59 PM 01-22-2010 10:31 PM
3 Replies,
173 Views
| Obama -- One Year Recap 01-21-2010 08:44 AM 01-21-2010 08:44 AM
0 Replies,
150 Views
| Hitler Receives the News From Massachusetts 01-20-2010 09:16 PM 01-27-2010 01:50 AM
6 Replies,
290 Views
| Wowee MSNBC 01-19-2010 11:58 AM 02-06-2010 11:28 PM
4 Replies,
263 Views
| Dissecting Obamacare 01-18-2010 01:42 PM 01-18-2010 01:42 PM
0 Replies,
169 Views
| Sums Up The Frustration We Feel 01-18-2010 01:05 PM 01-18-2010 09:05 PM
2 Replies,
225 Views
| MaryJo On Teddy's Seat 01-18-2010 12:46 PM 01-18-2010 12:46 PM
0 Replies,
171 Views
| Even CNN is Now Sick of the Lies 01-16-2010 10:01 AM 01-17-2010 09:01 AM
4 Replies,
239 Views
| History of the Constitution 01-15-2010 05:52 PM 01-15-2010 05:52 PM
0 Replies,
204 Views
| Obama Mourns GI Deaths 01-11-2010 01:28 PM 01-17-2010 12:18 PM
3 Replies,
313 Views
| As Detroit Goes -- The US Follows 01-11-2010 12:59 PM 01-12-2010 12:21 PM
3 Replies,
264 Views
| Uncle Jay For January 11th 01-11-2010 12:45 PM 01-11-2010 12:45 PM
0 Replies,
199 Views
| Uncle Jay For January 4th 01-11-2010 12:42 PM 01-11-2010 12:42 PM
0 Replies,
208 Views
| When Will It Finally Matter - to You! 01-11-2010 12:35 PM 01-11-2010 12:35 PM
0 Replies,
240 Views
| » Ebay - Muscle Car | | | » Google | | | » Welcome, guest! | |
If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above.
You will have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed.
To start viewing messages, visit the main forums page or click on a thread title below this message.
| » Welcome To Conservative Old Hippie | | Welcome to the Old/Conservative Hippie’s Corner of Cyberspace
You could spend days going
through the thousands of pages of politics, drag racing, humor,
Texas, forums, links, member's blogs, etc -- so you might as
well ear mark this site right now, cuz you're gonna be back. | » Latest Album Pictures | | | So Who Really is The Dumbass? | |
Feb 25, 2010 - 9:26 PM - by Old Hippie | So Who Really is The Dumb Ass? 
If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?
If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?
If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had stated that there were 57 states in the United States , would you have said that he is clueless.
If George W. Bush would have flown all the way toDenmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door inTexas , would you have thought he was a self important, conceded, egotistical prick.
If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?
If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?
If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?
If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?
If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?
If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America , would you have approved.
If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?
So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 10 months -- so you'll have three years and two months to come up with an answer. |
1 Reply | 144 Views | Divorce agreement | |
Feb 21, 2010 - 6:09 PM - by Old Hippie | DIVORCE AGREEMENT
American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists
and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.... I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood...
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values... You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N... but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find...
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. |
0 Replies | 112 Views | » Recent Threads | | | RatingTitle, Username, & Date | Last Post | Replies | Views | Forum |  | $1500 Fines in Florida Old Hippie 03-08-2010 10:39 AM | | 25 | 281 | NSS-Racing.com Nostalgia Drag Racing (Nostalgia Classes) |  | Did this really happen? Castle50 Today 10:52 AM | | 2 | 31 | Political News, Discussions, and Humor |  | Healt Care Roundup Dan Bell Today 02:53 PM | | 1 | 18 | Political News, Discussions, and Humor |  | Shor History Of Motown Dan Bell Today 02:57 PM | | 0 | 13 | Political News, Discussions, and Humor |  | Weather and the Climate leftova3 02-12-2010 06:42 AM | | 18 | 221 | Political News, Discussions, and Humor |  | Post Office Up Dates Dan Bell Today 02:55 PM | | 0 | 15 | Political News, Discussions, and Humor |  | Career Choices Dan Bell Today 02:51 PM | | 0 | 13 | Political News, Discussions, and Humor |  | Being Multi-Cultural Old Hippie 02-06-2010 07:24 PM | | 38 | 519 | Political News, Discussions, and Humor |  | Terminal velocity taxidave Today 02:33 PM | | 0 | 26 | The Ice House |  | Gun Camera Film Dan Bell Yesterday 10:04 AM | | 5 | 44 | US Military Forum |  | FOMOCO Race Car of The Day Dan Bell 10-27-2008 01:49 AM | | 665 | 42,696 | Ford/Mercury/Lincoln Forum |  | Classic Benzes Luftman129 02-09-2010 01:16 PM | | 32 | 295 | Foreign/Import Cars |  | T-Bolts Dan Bell 11-07-2008 12:21 AM | | 155 | 12,611 | Ford/Mercury/Lincoln Forum |  | Phil Bonner 65 Falcon & Other Falcons & Comets Dan Bell 10-27-2008 01:40 AM | | 338 | 27,672 | Ford/Mercury/Lincoln Forum |  | FOMOCO Drivers Dan Bell 10-27-2008 12:03 PM | | 200 | 13,183 | Ford/Mercury/Lincoln Forum |  | A/FDs..AA/FDs.. and AA/FAs xdragnewsphotog 07-13-2009 07:32 PM | | 190 | 6,148 | Drag Racing |  | Comp Elem Altereds Mod Roadsters&Coupes Dan Bell 10-26-2008 11:06 PM | | 475 | 18,980 | Drag Racing |  | Funny Cars Dan Bell 10-26-2008 11:16 PM | | 659 | 41,003 | Drag Racing |  | Street Elem Gassers Roadsters Mod Production Sports Dan Bell 10-26-2008 11:11 PM | | 500 | 32,859 | Drag Racing |  | Pro Stock Dan Bell 11-07-2008 08:49 PM | | 509 | 28,213 | Drag Racing |  | Smoking Dan Bell 11-10-2008 04:09 PM | | 441 | 12,655 | Drag Racing |  | Stock and Super Stock Dan Bell 10-27-2008 11:46 AM | | 516 | 47,941 | Drag Racing |  | U.S. Sales Tax Rates Hit Record High winslo Today 11:38 AM | | 0 | 15 | Political News, Discussions, and Humor |  | Obama’s Real Agenda RACEBUICKS Today 09:47 AM | | 1 | 30 | Political News, Discussions, and Humor |  | AP-9 texoutsider 02-22-2010 09:06 AM | | 5 | 96 | Guns | |