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You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and
compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.
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You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual
baby emerging from her at that moment.
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The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that,
deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average
drivers.
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There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness.
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost
never want you to share yours with them.
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that
word would be "meetings."
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The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to
annoy people who are not in them.
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If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all
of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity,
He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad
hairstyle..
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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person.
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No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.
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When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take
command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
