Please note that these links do exist -- but
they're in the process of being shuffled around a little because of some
asshole making an issue of my web sites in court. If one doesn't work today
-- it will very soon. I'm guessing November 30, 2005!
Joe Smith
started the day early having set his alarm clock (made in Japan) for
6:00 AM. While his coffee pot (made in China) was perking, he shaved
with his electric razor (made in Hong Kong).
He put on a dress shirt (made in Sri Lanka), designer jeans (made in
Singapore), and tennis shoes (made in Korea). After cooking his
breakfast in his new electric skillet (made in India), he sat down
with his calculator (made in Mexico), to see how much he could spend
today.
After setting his watch (made in Taiwan), to the radio (made in
India), he got in his car (made in Germany) and continued his search
for a good paying American job.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe
decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (made in
Brazil), poured himself a glass of wine (made in France), and turned
on his TV (made in Indonesia), then wondered why he can't find a
good paying job in AMERICA.
