Please note that these links do exist -- but
they're in the process of being shuffled around a little because of some
asshole making an issue of my web sites in court. If one doesn't work today
-- it will very soon. I'm guessing November 30, 2005!
A Republican
and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came upon a
homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his
business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He
then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the
homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another
homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless
person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then
reached into the Republican's pocket and gave him fifty dollars.
It took me years to figure out the real differences between
Democrats and Republicans and this little story says it all.