Please note that these links do exist -- but
they're in the process of being shuffled around a little because of some
asshole making an issue of my web sites in court. If one doesn't work today
-- it will very soon. I'm guessing November 30, 2005!
A dad walks into a
market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is spinning a 25
cent piece in the air and catching it between his teeth.
As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just
the wrong moment and the coin goes straight into his mouth and
lodges in his throat.
He immediately starts choking, going blue in the face, and Dad
starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed middle-aged, moderately attractive but serious woman
in a navy blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the
market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the
sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on
the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter.
Then she gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across
the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's
testicles and squeezes gently at first and then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the
25-cent piece, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks
back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting
ill-effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts
effusively thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything
like that before- it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"Good heavens, no," the woman replies. "I am a Divorce Attorney."
