Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
	Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
	Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
	Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
	California: As Seen on TV
	Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
	Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
	Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
	Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
	Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalism
	Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
	Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes.. Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
	Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
	Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
	Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
	Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
	Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
	Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
	Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
	Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
	Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
	Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
	Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes"
	Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
	Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
	Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Uni-bomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
	Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
	Nevada: Whores and Poker!
	New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
	New Jersey: Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Heah! New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
	New York: We Import our Senators
	North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
	North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
	Ohio: Land of Buckeyes: Useless Nuts
	Oklahoma: Like the Musical, only No Singing
	Oregon: Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner
	Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
	Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
	South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender. South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
	Tennessee: The Educashun State
	Texas: Se Habla Ingles
	Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
	Vermont: Yep
	Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
	Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
	Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
	West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!
	Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die
	Wyoming: Wynot?