A Diamond in the Rough: Lots of flaws.

Apart For Restoration: Missing its rarest and most expensive parts.

All-Original Parts: Everything is worn out.

Arizona Car: Bleached paint, dried out weather-stripping, faded upholstery, and cracked dash top.

Best Offer: A car that's been for sale since Moby Dick was a guppy.

Cream Puff: A tan car that smokes.

Dealer Maintained: Dealer boned them -- so now they want to bone you.

Driven Daily: and beaten to death.

Firm: Don't really want to sell.

Flawless: Seller is legally blind.

Getting Married: and will never have a fun car again.

Good For Restoration: Junk yard wouldn't take it.

Going Abroad: Sold last POS car to a mob member.

Great on Gas: One barrel carb.

High Mileage: Drive train shot.

Illness Forces Sale: Got sick when found out how much it would cost to fix.

Just Inspected: (and you will be as shocked as I was that it passed)

Leave Message: Being stalked by past buyers he has sold to.

Limited Edition: Car Maker desperate to sell this model.

Little Old Lady Driven: Engine internals carbon encrusted from never being revved to over 1,500 RPM.

Looks Great: When viewed under sodium lights at midnight in a storm.

Low Miles: Broke down many years ago.

Many Extras: Radio, seat and windows included.

Minor Rust: No trunk or floor pans.

Mint condition: Untouched by children.

Needs Battery: Has a bad alternator or a mystery short circuit.

Needs Engine: See high mileage.

Needs Head Gasket: Driven across desert with a clogged radiator.

Needs TLC: about $5,000 to 10,000 ought to cover the repairs.

Never Seen Rain: A lemon the dealer would take back.

New Interior: Aftermarket Sunroof.

New Paint: Recent accident.

New Radio: and windows.

New Springs: Driven by a man drinking Slimfast

New Wheel Bearings: Driven by short old lady that keeps hitting curbs.

No Title: Stolen.

One of a Kind: Purple car with orange interior.

Original Owner: Now in nursing home.

Pace Car: Manufacturer couldn't sell them without first putting decals on it.

Parts Car Included: Replacement parts impossible to find.

Quick Sale: IRS is about to foreclose on all assets.

Rebuildable: Good Title

Runs Strong: if you can get it started.

Small Dent: You'll need a replacement 1/4 panel.

Solid Body: Rust though on the frame rails.

Tinted Windows: Owner likes to smoke pot while driving.

Too Many Cars: This is the worst of them.

Two New Front Tires: Needs Front-End alignment.

Two New Rear Tires: Punk kid by the name of Andy like to do burnouts.

Two-Tone Paint: Painter couldn't properly match.

Very Rare: 1 of 320,768

Wife Forces Sale: Husband caught in the bed of another woman

Will Deliver: Desperate

Will Trade: Desperate and needs another car or truck.