Welcome to the Old Hippie’s Red Neck site

Yuppp, you found the Old Hippie’s Red Neck site. Now before you have a heart attack, I’m a Conservative Old Hippie from Texas. I drive a pick up and listen to Willie, Waylon, and Jerry Jeff. As I post this humor, I laugh at how I am occasionally poking fun at myself.

That said, I hope that you will not only enjoy this site — but that you will pass it along to others.

The Old Hippie

Last Cowboy Cheerleader

Last Cowboy Cheerleader

Alabama Shark

Alabama Shark

Redneck Goblett

Redneck Goblett

Redneck Power Mower

Redneck Power Mower

Redneck Manual Mower

Redneck Manual Mower

Behold the Bowlette

Bowlette

Redneck TV Tray

Redneck TV Tray

Redneck Cupholder

Redneck Cupholder

Redneck Washiteria Run

Redneck Washiteria Run

Thugs!

It is calendar season again. Time to order wall calendars for the 2015 year. The below are lo-res versions of the hi-res images used to make the Team Thug Drag Race Cars of NSS. All of these ran in the 2014 season and are expected to return for 2015.

This calendars make for excellent Christmas gift, and the images are also available on items like can coolers, coffee mugs, cufflinks,….

The small profit made on each calendar goes towards the expenses of maintaining the www.NSSRacing.com web site and forums.

To view the items available — click here.

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WTF!

New Mopar Wall Calendar for 2015

It is calendar season again. Time to order wall calendars for the 2015 year. The below are lo-res versions of the hi-res images used to make the Dodge & Plymouth Drag Race Cars of NSS. All of these can in the 2014 season and are expected to return for 2015.

This calendars make for excellent Christmas gift, and the images are also available on items like can coolers, coffee mugs, cufflinks,….

The small profit made on each calendar goes towards the expenses of maintaining the www.NSSRacing.com web site and forums.

To view the items available — click here.

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If you can’t feed them — then don’t breed them

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don't breed them don't breed them don't breed them

don't breed them

Redneck Party Barge

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Red Neck hits lottery

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Redneck Genius

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Entering Red Neck Area

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Alabama High Dive

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Redneck Horseshoes

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To the Washatera

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Bowlett Haircut

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When you are over sixty who gives a shit

Cowboy: “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.”
Cashier: “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”
Cowboy: “Nah… She’s purty good lookin’…..”
When you are over sixty who gives a shit…………

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This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, “Is that Corona or Bud?”
I said, “There’s a tap underneath; taste it and find out.”
When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”
I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
“Really” she said, “Go on then…try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”
I said, “Yesterday.”
When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, “Nice legs.”
The girl giggled and said with a smile, “Do you really think so.”
I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. “
When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

Redneck Waterpark

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Redneck Patio Chair

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Go Home – You’re Drunk!

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