After
having their 11th child, a Louisiana couple decided 11 was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband
went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his > wife
didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to
go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Louisiana
swamps), light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the
can up to his ear and count to 10.
The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man
in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a
beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, " said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer
can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
