Artery................................The study of
paintings.
Bacteria.............................Back door to a
cafeteria.
Barium................................What doctors do when
patients die.
Benign.................................What you be after you
be eight
Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.
CTscan................................Searching for kitty.
Cauterize...........................Made eye contact with
her.
Colic......................................A sheep dog.
Coma....................................A punctuation mark.
D & C...................................Where Washington is.
Dilate...................................To live long.
Enema..................................Not a friend.
Fester..................................Quicker than someone
else.
Fibula...................................A small lie.
Genital.................................Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series..........................World Series of military
baseball.
Hangnail.............................What you hang your coat
on.
Impotent............................Distinguished, well
known.
Labor Pain..........................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.................A doctor's cane.
Morbid................................A higher offer than I
bid.
Nitrates..............................Cheaper than day
rates.
Node.....................................I knew it.
Outpatient.........................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear.........................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis....................................Second cousin to
Elvis.
Post Operative................A letter carrier.
Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.
Rectum................................Damn near killed him.
Secretion...........................Hiding something.
Seizure...............................Roman emperor.
Tablet.................................A small table.
Terminal Illness.............Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor.................................More than one.
Urine...................................Opposite of you're
out.
Varicose............................Near by / close by.
