Top 10 Questions you always
wanted answered about SEC schools.
10)
What does the average Mississippi State player get on his
SATs?
---Drool.
(9)
What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one
room?
---A
full set of teeth.
(8)
How do you get an LSU cheerleader into your dorm room?
---Grease her hips and push like hell.
(7)
How do you get a South Carolina graduate off your porch?
---Pay him for the pizza.
(6)
Why do the Alabama cheerleaders wear bibs?
---To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(5)
Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?
---Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
(4)
What are the longest three years of a Florida football
player's life?
---His freshman year.
(3)
How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light
bulb?
---None.....That's a sophomore course in Mississippi.
(2)
Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
---Lexington, Kentucky.....He knew that the police would never
look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND
FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.......)
(1)
Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
---You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
