1. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who
died in an airplane crash.
2. You use the phrase "fixin' to" almost daily.
3. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their
wedding date.
4. You've ever been excused from school because "the cows got
out."
5. You can properly pronounce the town Mexia and Mesquite.
6. You
can remember the name of the last state legislator to
introduce a bill involving castration and he didn't mean farm
animals.
7. You know exactly what calf fries are, and eat them anyway.
8. You can recall hot summers by the year they happened easier
than you can remember your mother's birthday.
9. You think that people who complain about the wind in their
states are sissies.
10. You know that the true value of a parking space is not
determined by the distance to the door but by the availability
of shade.
11. You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your
fist.
12. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other
down at four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite
and let the other one go first.
13. When you hear a tornado siren, you go out and look for a
funnel.
14. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
15. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and
bait all in the same store.
16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4
is.
17 . You know that everything goes better with Ranch.
18 . You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to
multiply.
19. You know that "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is
plural.
20 . You are 100% Texan if you have ever had this
conversation:
"You wanna Coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."